When Paddy wins the lottery

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When Paddy wins the lottery

Postby rebbonk » Sun Nov 07, 2010 3:03 am

Paddy was waiting at the bus stop with his mate when a lorry went by loaded up with rolls of turf.

Paddy said, "I gonna do that when I win lottery"

"What's dat?" says his mate.

Spoiler:
"Send me lawn away to be cut".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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