Salesman
Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2024 11:20 amA vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on my door.
Before I spoke he tipped a bucket of dog sh*t over my carpet and said, "If this vacuum doesn't remove every trace of it I'll personally eat what's left."
I replied, "I hope you're hungry
Before I spoke he tipped a bucket of dog sh*t over my carpet and said, "If this vacuum doesn't remove every trace of it I'll personally eat what's left."
I replied, "I hope you're hungry
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