Before I spoke he tipped a bucket of dog sh*t over my carpet and said, "If this vacuum doesn't remove every trace of it I'll personally eat what's left."
I replied, "I hope you're hungry
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by rebbonk » Mon Jun 10, 2024 11:20 am
A vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on my door.
Before I spoke he tipped a bucket of dog sh*t over my carpet and said, "If this vacuum doesn't remove every trace of it I'll personally eat what's left."
I replied, "I hope you're hungry
Before I spoke he tipped a bucket of dog sh*t over my carpet and said, "If this vacuum doesn't remove every trace of it I'll personally eat what's left."
I replied, "I hope you're hungry
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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