Pulled for speeding...

[rebbonk]

A pretty woman was pulled over for speeding.

The patrol man walked over to her window, and opened up his report book.

I'll bet you've stopped me to ask me to buy a ticket for the Strathclyde police ball she said.

The officer replied, 'The Strathclyde police don't have any balls madam'

Spoiler:

There was a long awkward silence...