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Pulled by the police...

PostPosted: Wed May 01, 2024 1:20 pm
by rebbonk
A policeman pulled me over on the motorway.

He came to the window and said, "Papers".

I replied, "Scissors, I win" and drove off.

He must want a rematch,
Spoiler:
he's been chasing me for miles now.