Elderly driver
An elderly man is driving down the M1 when his mobile rings.
Answering it, he hears his wife on the other end.
'Albert,' she says, 'Please be careful when you're driving back. I just heard on the radio that there's a maniac on the M1. He's driving the wrong way!'
'It's not just one,'Albert replies,
Answering it, he hears his wife on the other end.
'Albert,' she says, 'Please be careful when you're driving back. I just heard on the radio that there's a maniac on the M1. He's driving the wrong way!'
'It's not just one,'Albert replies,
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