Shouldn't ask...

Me, sitting at a bar, and the bloke next to me said, "So what do you do for a living?"
Me: "Kill aliens."
Him: "But there are no aliens!"
Me:
Me: "Kill aliens."
Him: "But there are no aliens!"
Me:
Spoiler:
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