Second honeymoon

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Second honeymoon

Postby rebbonk » Thu Apr 04, 2024 10:21 am

My wife has been furious with me ever since I told her that my plans to book us a second honeymoon fell through.
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It's not like I ASKED the jockey to fall off the horse
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Second honeymoon

Postby dutchman » Thu Apr 04, 2024 7:17 pm

:lol:
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