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Postby rebbonk » Sat Mar 30, 2024 2:30 pm

Girl: "This is our first date. It's been an hour, and you haven't yet given me a compliment. Is there anything you'd like to say?"

Boy: "Yes, love. You're world-class at photographing things to look better than they are"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Postby dutchman » Sat Mar 30, 2024 10:01 pm

:lol:
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