All things woke and terrible, All protests big and small
All groups left and horrible, Welby supports them all.
Each statue toppled over, Each car they won't let start
He loves the rainbow colours, Thrown over works of art
From drag queens grooming children, To men in women's sports
He thinks we should all praise them, If not, we'll be in court
All things woke and terrible, All protests big and small
All groups left and horrible, Welby supports them all.
Each lying Albanian gangster, He says we must let in
But ask 'bout Lambeth Palace, There's no room at the inn
He pledged one hundred million, For sins we must redeem
But now they want a billion, For their giant Ponzi scheme
All scams woke and terrible, Are scams that Welby chose
But ask him who is going to pay, He just replies "God knows!"
