A few drinks...

A bloke goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can.
The barman says, "Why are you drinking so fast?"
The bloke says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had."
The barman says, "What do you have?"
The bloke replies,
The barman says, "Why are you drinking so fast?"
The bloke says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had."
The barman says, "What do you have?"
The bloke replies,
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