My mum... (bit naughty)

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My mum... (bit naughty)

Postby rebbonk » Sat Mar 16, 2024 12:24 pm

My mum went into B&Q for a wall mirror.

The guy asks "Do you want a screw for that?"

Mum replied "No
Spoiler:
but I'd suck your *ahem* for a lawnmower!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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