My unique ability...

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My unique ability...

Postby rebbonk » Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:02 pm

I told a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.

"Really?" she said. "Go on then, try!"

After about thirty seconds of fondling, she lost patience and demanded, "Come on, what day was I born?"

Spoiler:
"Yesterday!" I replied.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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