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Postby rebbonk » Thu Mar 07, 2024 9:56 am

I sent my ex-girlfriend a bottle of expensive perfume for her birthday, but the joke's on her!

I filled the bottle with
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Holy Water.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Present

Postby dutchman » Thu Mar 07, 2024 6:38 pm

:lol:
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