Wedding

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Wedding

Postby rebbonk » Wed Mar 06, 2024 11:57 am

I whispered to a wedding guest that the bride was rather ugly.

"Excuse me, that's my daughter!"

"I'm so sorry I didn't realise you were her father," I said.

Spoiler:
"I'm her :censored: mother!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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