Pulled by the police

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Pulled by the police

Postby rebbonk » Tue Feb 27, 2024 12:19 pm

I was pulled over by the police yesterday.

On examining my licence, the officer said, "You're supposed to be wearing glasses."

I said, "I have contacts."

He replied,
Spoiler:
"I don't care who you know, you're still getting booked!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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