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Back to my place

PostPosted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 2:16 am
by rebbonk
Picked a woman up in a club the other night and after a few drinks at mine we went up to the bedroom.

As we were taking our clothes off a voice came from the bed.

"I hope that's not that fat :censored: from last week."

"What on earth was that?" asks the woman.

Spoiler:
"It's just the memory foam mattress!" I replied.