Wife's 50th...

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Wife's 50th...

Postby rebbonk » Sun Jan 28, 2024 12:29 pm

It was my wife's 50th today and she's been trying to convince everyone that age hasn't taken its toll.

"Look!" She gasped. "I can still touch my toes!"

"That's great hun," I said. "Though I'm not so sure it counts if it's
Spoiler:
with your t*ts!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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