School photograph

[rebbonk]

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer, or that's Michael; he's a doctor.'"

A small voice at the back of the room rang out,

Spoiler:

"And there's the teacher; she's dead."