Two for a tenner!

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Two for a tenner!

Postby rebbonk » Sat Dec 30, 2023 2:48 pm

"Get yourself dressed up love," I said to my girlfriend, "it's two courses for a tenner today."

"Great, I'm starving" she replied.

"What the Hell are you on about?" I said,
Spoiler:
"I need you to carry my golf clubs."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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