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Man in a bar

PostPosted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 2:55 am
by rebbonk
A man sat at a bar, drinking slowly, obviously feeling down in the dumps.

The bartender asked, "What's the matter? Having troubles with your wife?"

The man said, "We had a fight, and she told me she wasn't going to speak to me for a month."

The bartender said, "Don't take this the wrong way, but shouldn't that make you happy?"

The man said,
Spoiler:
"Not if the month is up today!"