Man in a bar
A man sat at a bar, drinking slowly, obviously feeling down in the dumps.
The bartender asked, "What's the matter? Having troubles with your wife?"
The man said, "We had a fight, and she told me she wasn't going to speak to me for a month."
The bartender said, "Don't take this the wrong way, but shouldn't that make you happy?"
The man said,
The bartender asked, "What's the matter? Having troubles with your wife?"
The man said, "We had a fight, and she told me she wasn't going to speak to me for a month."
The bartender said, "Don't take this the wrong way, but shouldn't that make you happy?"
The man said,
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