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Postby rebbonk » Fri Dec 22, 2023 1:19 pm

The security guard in Tesco caught me stealing a turkey and said "What are you doing with that?"

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"Potatoes, sprouts and carrots" I replied.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Stealing

Postby dutchman » Fri Dec 22, 2023 7:51 pm

:lol:
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