Sex clinic (bit naughty)

I went to a sex addiction clinic yesterday.
We all gathered in a circle and one by one each person told stories of their sordid sexual encounters.
By the time it got to me, the counsellor asked, "Dave, is there anything you'd like to share with us?"
I said, "Yes,
We all gathered in a circle and one by one each person told stories of their sordid sexual encounters.
By the time it got to me, the counsellor asked, "Dave, is there anything you'd like to share with us?"
I said, "Yes,
Spoiler: