Match fixing

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Match fixing

Postby rebbonk » Fri Dec 15, 2023 1:19 pm

I've just been arrested by police investigating match-fixing.

They executed search warrants at my home and office, seized my computer, laptop and mobile phone, and froze my bank account.

All I did was go into my local bookies and
Spoiler:
put a £5 bet on Manchester United to win.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Match fixing

Postby dutchman » Sat Dec 16, 2023 12:31 am

:lol:
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