Breaking wind

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Breaking wind

Postby rebbonk » Wed Dec 13, 2023 12:44 pm

I said to my wife, "I've been farting all day and they all smell exactly like the dinner you cooked me last night."

"Blimey" she replied, "how much of it did you eat? "

I said
Spoiler:
"none."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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