Birthday dinner

The wife spent five hours in town for a birthday makeover.
Eventually, she rang me and said. "There's a gorgeous woman here who wants to spend the evening with you."
"Well," I replied, "you and I were supposed to be having a meal together but sure,
Eventually, she rang me and said. "There's a gorgeous woman here who wants to spend the evening with you."
"Well," I replied, "you and I were supposed to be having a meal together but sure,
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