Slapped the wife!

I slapped and punched my wife because my dinner was rubbish.
On reflection, I should've probably just asked
On reflection, I should've probably just asked
Spoiler:
Website is currently experiencing unusually high level of visits
http://icserver.no-ip.biz/coventry/
http://icserver.no-ip.biz/coventry/viewtopic.php?f=19&t=81077