Repair Shop
Repair Shop: "What have you brought for us today?"
Me: "Well, it's an item I've had in my house for many years. It's looking rather worn and falling to bits now, and I'm hoping that you can use your renowned skills to return it to its former glory"
Repair Shop: "Excellent. Let's see the item then"
Me: "No problem.
Me: "Well, it's an item I've had in my house for many years. It's looking rather worn and falling to bits now, and I'm hoping that you can use your renowned skills to return it to its former glory"
Repair Shop: "Excellent. Let's see the item then"
Me: "No problem.
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