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She's leaving me...

Postby rebbonk » Sun Oct 01, 2023 11:25 am

My wife said she’s leaving me because of my obsession with tennis - and I'm too old.

I said:
Spoiler:
"I'm only 40 love."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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