Fixing the headstone

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Fixing the headstone

Postby rebbonk » Thu Oct 21, 2010 2:39 am

Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a short-cut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.

Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.

"What the dickens, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death -- we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?"

"Those fools!" the old man grumbled.
Spoiler:
"They misspelled my name!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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