Holding the door open

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Holding the door open

Postby rebbonk » Sun Aug 20, 2023 11:28 am

I held the door open for a gorgeous blonde in the pub last night.

The wife said, "You've never held the door open for me."

I said,
Spoiler:
"What about the time you threatened to leave?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Holding the door open

Postby dutchman » Mon Aug 21, 2023 2:48 am

:lol:
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