Barman: "Excuse me, why have you got a pork pie sellotaped to your head?"
Man: "I do this every Tuesday!"
Barman: "But it's Sunday today!"
Man: "Oh
Spoiler:
COVENTRY MESSAGE BOARD
Website is currently experiencing unusually high level of visits
Pork Pie
2 posts
• Page 1 of 1
Pork Pie
by rebbonk » Sat Jul 22, 2023 10:23 am
A man walks into a bar with a pork pie sellotaped to his head
Barman: "Excuse me, why have you got a pork pie sellotaped to your head?"
Man: "I do this every Tuesday!"
Barman: "But it's Sunday today!"
Man: "Oh
Barman: "Excuse me, why have you got a pork pie sellotaped to your head?"
Man: "I do this every Tuesday!"
Barman: "But it's Sunday today!"
Man: "Oh
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
-
rebbonk - Posts: 70407
- Joined: Thu Nov 12, 2009 7:01 am
2 posts
• Page 1 of 1
Who is online
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 3 guests
-
- Ads
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group
