Stopped by the police
Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2023 12:09 pmI got stopped by the cops on my way home last night.
'Do you know why we stopped you, Sir?'
'Yeah. I was weaving all over the road.'
'How much have you had to drink tonight, Sir?'
'Oh, nothing.'
'So why were you weaving all over the road, then?'
'I live round here.
'Do you know why we stopped you, Sir?'
'Yeah. I was weaving all over the road.'
'How much have you had to drink tonight, Sir?'
'Oh, nothing.'
'So why were you weaving all over the road, then?'
'I live round here.
Spoiler:
potholes.'