COVENTRY MESSAGE BOARD

My son announced last week.."Dad, I want you to know I now identify as a Cat."

I replied.."No problem Son, you know I'll support you whatever you do."

Two days later he announced.."Dad, I've had a change of heart and I no longer identify as a Cat."

Again I replied.."No problem Son, you know I'll support you whatever you do."

Anyway, I have to go,