Bad parking

[rebbonk]

I used to have a book of tear-out pages stating...'Thanks for parking so close, next time leave me a tin opener. Clowns like you should take the bus.'

I left loads of them on car windscreens.

One woman was quite irate and kept banging on about it, threatening me with the police and solicitors.

Spoiler:

I'm glad I divorced her.