"Father, forgive me for I have sinned,"
"Tell me, my son, what s on your mind," the priest answers.
"Well, father, I have committed adultery. I have cheated on my wife," he answers.
"My son, that s not so good. How many times have you committed this sin?" the priest wants to know.
"Oi, mate," the man retorts angrily.
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