Blondes and diet Pepsi

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Blondes and diet Pepsi

Postby rebbonk » Tue Oct 12, 2010 1:55 am

Two blondes decided to split a can of Diet Pepsi.

One blonde opened the can, and poured half the contents into her own glass, and half into her friend's glass.

Before tossing the can, she stopped to read the nutritional information on the side.

"'Only one calorie per can'," she read aloud.

"Hmm," murmured the other blonde.
Spoiler:
"I wonder which glass has the calorie?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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