Falling standards
Two ministers were discussing the decline in morals in the modern world.
"I didn't sleep with my wife before I was married," said one clergyman self-righteously. "Did you?"
"I don't know," said the other.
"I didn't sleep with my wife before I was married," said one clergyman self-righteously. "Did you?"
"I don't know," said the other.
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