Eternal torment
Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 2:24 amA man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the Devil.
As he passed sulphurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognised as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman.
"That's unfair!" he cried. "I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman."
"Shut up," barked the Devil, jabbing him with his pitchfork. "Who are you
As he passed sulphurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognised as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman.
"That's unfair!" he cried. "I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman."
"Shut up," barked the Devil, jabbing him with his pitchfork. "Who are you
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