Driver hits an Essex girl

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Driver hits an Essex girl

Postby rebbonk » Sat Oct 09, 2010 2:06 am

Guy his driving his XR3i through Basildon one night. Suddenly from between parked cars an Essex girl steps out. Our hero hits the brakes but is travelling too fast and hits her.

He leaps out the car and rushes over to where she's laying on the road. When he gets there he sees blood ...

"Hey you Okay? Where you bleeding from?"

Spoiler:
"Romford" she replies.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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