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Got a fag, mister?

PostPosted: Wed Apr 05, 2023 11:19 am
by rebbonk
A drunk girl staggered up to me in the street and said, "Can I pinch a cigarette from you please?"

"Show me your t*ts and then ask me the question again", I replied.

So she lifted up her top and bra and said, "Can I pinch a cigarette from you please?"

Spoiler:
"Sorry love. I don't smoke!"