Naughty?

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Naughty?

Postby rebbonk » Tue Mar 28, 2023 11:54 am

A guy dies and at the pearly gates St Peter is waiting for him.

"OK, you've been a bit naughty down there you have to finish a task before we let you in. "

"Alright, let's get on with it, " the bloke replied.

With that, St Peter got an old bucket with a hole in it and said, "See that ocean down there, you have to empty it using just the bucket. "

"Are you taking the :censored: ?" said the bloke, "is there anything else I can do?"

"Well let's have a look, yes, the Spurs manager's job has just become available, you can do that until they win a trophy. "

"Jesus, "replied the bloke,
Spoiler:
"pass me the bl**dy bucket. "
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Naughty?

Postby dutchman » Tue Mar 28, 2023 7:04 pm

:lol:
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