Insurance

[rebbonk]

Larry's barn burned down, and, Susan, his wife, called the insurance company.

Susan: We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money.

Agent: Whoa there just a minute, Susan. It doesn't work quite like that. We will ascertain the value of the old barn and provide you with a new one of comparable worth.

Susan, after a pause:

Spoiler:

I'd like to cancel the policy on my husband.