Playing dead

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Playing dead

Postby rebbonk » Sat Mar 04, 2023 3:26 pm

"How on Earth would I play dead if I needed to? " Asked my wife.

"Easy, " I replied, "pretend
Spoiler:
we're having sex. "
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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