Lone Ranger and Tonto

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Lone Ranger and Tonto

Postby rebbonk » Thu Oct 07, 2010 3:04 am

The Lone Ranger and Tonto stopped at a saloon for a beer. They tied their horses to the rail outside.

Pretty soon a guy comes in "Who's white horse is that tied outside?"

"Mine", said the LR, "What's it to you?"

"Well, he's really hot and sweaty."

"Tonto, take care of Silver."

"Right away, Kimosabe."

So Tonto takes a blanket off the saddle and starts running around Silver waving the blanket to cool him off.

Pretty soon, another guy comes in. "Who's white horse is that outside?"

"Mine" says the Lone Ranger, "What's it to you?"

Spoiler:
"Well, you left your injun running"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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