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Satnav

Postby rebbonk » Mon Feb 06, 2023 1:48 pm

A driver goes into Halfords.

"I'd like a satnav please. "

"OK, " said the assistant, " we have every model possible, European routes, world routes, UK routes. "

"I'll just take the UK one please, " said the driver. "

"Are you sure sir, easy to get lost round Europe. " Replied the assistant.

"No, UK is fine, " said the driver,
Spoiler:
"it's for the Liverpool team bus next season. "
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Satnav

Postby dutchman » Tue Feb 07, 2023 2:22 am

:lol:
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