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Late home

Postby rebbonk » Mon Jan 23, 2023 1:30 pm

"Sorry I'm late home," I said as I arrived back from work. "Some bloke had lost a £20 note in Tesco."

"Were you helping him look for it?" asked my wife.

"No,
Spoiler:
I was standing on it!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Late home

Postby dutchman » Mon Jan 23, 2023 5:18 pm

:lol:
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