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Postby rebbonk » Wed Jan 04, 2023 12:52 pm

I went down to the supermarket and asked if they still do home deliveries.

They said they do and would I like one?

Yes please I replied,
Spoiler:
my wife's waters have broken and there aren't any ambulances
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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