Last minute present

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Last minute present

Postby rebbonk » Sun Dec 25, 2022 3:32 pm

In the lingerie department, the assistant came over and asked if I needed any help.

"Yes, I'd like to buy some sexy black stockings for the wife."

“Sheer?" asked the assistant.

"No,
Spoiler:
she's at home!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Last minute present

Postby dutchman » Mon Dec 26, 2022 4:12 am

:lol:
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