Call from the wife
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2022 1:53 pmMy wife called me as I was sat in the pub last night.
"I've cooked dinner," she screamed. "And if you're not home within 20 minutes I'm going to feed it to the dog."
"Woooah! That's bang out of order," I said.
"I've cooked dinner," she screamed. "And if you're not home within 20 minutes I'm going to feed it to the dog."
"Woooah! That's bang out of order," I said.
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